letters to the neighbors
To neighbor number one, Sir, you live on an actual plantation. With more acres than I could count. Why must you train hunting dogs just a hundred yards from our property line? Why must you blow that ear piercing whistle millions of times a day? Why? Sara
To neighbor number two, You own almost eight acres. That is a lot. What made you decide to build a “shed” bigger than our home right near the property line? The trees are not a force field…we can see and hear you. The sounds of the saws, nail guns, and what I can only assume is dynamite is driving me, my childrens, and our dogs bat crap crazy. Sure I have pointed my stun gun at your dogs a few (dozen) times, but I never intended to harm them. Is this revenge? Will construction ever end? Sara
To neighbor number three, We have all had to potty train our childrens. It is never easy. I get it. But I have an issue with you letting your little man child walk around outside without unders or pants. I am aware of the commando method of potty training, but I do not think it is appropriate in the woods in the middle of winter time. Think of the potential ticks. Think of the temperature outside. Think of what the neighbors (me) might see when they (I) drive past. Grab some paper towels and Lysol and man up. Potty train inside. Please and thanks. Sara
To neighbor number four, You collect cats and you creep me out. That is all. Sara
